I don’t know, Freddie presents one of those classic 10pm (always either Saturday or Tuesday night) movies with kung fu ponytail hero and great friend of Putin, Mr, Stevey-boy Seagal as some dumb action hero – maybe he has a sword, maybe he’ll do that weird hand move “kung-fu” chop thing? You don’t watch this type of thing for plot, it’s for being stoned, just have a blast and relish in the thought of a movie star named after a bird that loves to steal chips at the beach.