Eddy is a bit of a soft sad boy, but the neighbours grow to love him considering his wonderful topiatric skill. My grandfather combed a tree into a rectangular shape, and that was a minor marvel, so I can’t imagine how Vincent Price’s boy made all his extravaganzas. There’s a porno called Edward Penis Hands, and my sister spotted it in the video shop and thought it was “Penishands”, which sounds pretty aristocratic.