35mm can be beautiful, but 16mm is personal. Join Secret Sixteen founder Mike Williamson, Josh Miller (Killer Movies) and Bret Berg (Museum of Home Video) for a 12-hour survival quest of prehistoric vengeance, loincloth love, epic fantasy and muscular magic — screened from Secret Sixteen’s incredibly siqq collection of Swatch watch-era swords ’n sorcery.

Titles aren’t revealed until they unspool onscreen. What we can say is that this six-film marathon is soaking in noble scoundrels, rival clans, misty caverns, captured kingdoms, pernicious priests, powers of the gods, super-strength, a buffet of side boob, a distinct lack of pants, astounding production design, excessive spectacle, obligatory quicksand, flying jump kicks, lizard people, huge people, small people, grotesque wounds, sub-human slaying, mass destruction, primordial pulp, swords within swords and good mostly triumphing over evil…mostly.