Shaft 2.0 – he’s back! L. Jackson is here, beating the shit out of suspects and throwing his police badge into courtroom walls. Rich asshole Christian Bale gets away with some bullshit, and our hero is going to bring him to justice, no matter what. Jeffrey Wright takes first prize in on-screen cinematic shitting. When I was 12 I bought a ticket to Chicken Run so I could sneak into see this (Chicken Run is also great, but we’ll get back to that later).